Sunday, April 14, 2013

Using Kool-Aid to Make Lip Gloss

Upon looking through some old phone pictures, I realized I never posted about this!  For my Christmas-is-Possible quest this year, I made some people lip glosses using kool-aid as a means to flavor the glosses!  It wasn't difficult, but I did learn to work quickly with hot petroleum jelly...otherwise it starts to solidify and will coat the bowls/jars you are using to prepare the gloss before getting it into your desired containers. (Such a bummer to clean!)

Some of my finished products!
Left to Right: Blue Raspberry Lemonade, Sweet Orange,
Pineapple/Orange/Banana ("Tropical"), and Cherry Watermelon.
The recipe below just requires that you use kool-aid packets, but I like to add a little something extra to mine most of the time.  For instance, I made a blue raspberry lemonade gloss so I added a little lemon juice.  This helps to dissolve the powders/sugar and also slows the solidifying process so you don't have to work as fast.  I also used lime juice for a lime-flavored gloss and a few different extracts to compliment various flavors, such as cherry extract with a cherry kool-aid.  Again, these additions are completely optional, but I would recommend them to make your life easier! Also, I like to add some sugar to keep it from being so bitter (remember, kool-aid doesn't already have sugar in it).

Speaking of sugar, one good reason to add this ingredient is because it contains natural alpha hydroxy/glycolic acid.  This helps to exfoliate, moisturize, and to stimulate collagen production, which helps to reduce aging.

Citrus juices (lemon juice, lime juice, orange juice, tangerine juice...I could keep going...) have good amounts of vitamin C, which help to brighten skin and stimulate collagen production (anti-aging properties).

Extracts have various benefits depending on what type of extract you use.  Cherry extract also has vitamin C in addition to antioxidants that reduce pain and inflammation.  It also increases the skin's ability to retain moisture, which is important for your lips.  Coconut extract has similar moisturizing properties and is good for sensitive skin. Vanilla extract has antioxidants that promote the reduction of fine lines and wrinkles.

I've never tried it, but I would think that adding small amounts of essential oils could be done as well. Vitamin E oil would probably be excellent for adding into a lip gloss because it heals dry skin and prevents further drying as well as scarring. I would think this would be great for lips, but again, I've never actually done it...yet. :p

And finally, a quick note about petroleum jelly.  As you may already know from previous posts, this ingredient soothes dry, chapped skin and can reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles.  It not only seals in moisture, it also helps skin to retain that moisture.  This makes it ideal as a base for lip products.

Okay everyone, here is the recipe:


Kool-Aid Flavored Lip Gloss
1 cup Petroleum Jelly
1 pkg. Kool-Aid (Any flavor you like)
1 Tbsp. Sugar or Other Sweetener (optional)
A few tsp. fruit juices/extracts to compliment flavor (optional)

1) Melt the petroleum jelly in a microwave-safe bowl for about 2 minutes or until it is completely liquid.

2) Stir in other ingredients mixing well to avoid your gloss being too gritty. You may want to pre-grind raw sugar if using to prevent this phenomenon. You also may want to pour this into a jar and shake to mix, but if you do this you must be fast because it will begin to solidify if it has the chance to cool.

3) Pour into desired containers such as cosmetic pots, empty lip gloss tubes, small Altoids™ tins, or my favorite, cleaned contact cases that I get free when I order new contacts. 

*~*Note: This makes a LOT of gloss, so be prepared to fill MANY containers!*~*

4) Allow gloss to set for 2 hours, then seal with lids and enjoy at will!

Thursday, April 11, 2013

(Virtual) Paperback Writer

Hey All!

Just thought I would toss up a link on here for one of my latest endeavors. I'm a newly-published author!  I wrote a book about an encounter I had with man in a coffee shop a few weeks ago.  I didn't actually write it with the intention to publish it, but I got lots of encouragement and now I am the proud creator of an ebook!  The subject matter is something that I think is important in a world full of discrimination borne from what can only be described as ignorance.  People aren't innately discriminatory...it's something we learn to be.  Which means it is also something we can learn not to be if we critically analyze our motives and give logic and human decency a chance to make us better people today than what we were yesterday.  I suppose that when people say things that are factually incorrect to support their ideologies, they don't say things knowing that they are wrong, they say them assuming that they are correct.  They have probably heard others make the same claims over and over again and assume that those people knew what they were talking about.  (What's that saying about making an a$$ out of "u" and "me"???) So I believe it's not so much a matter of people knowingly spreading misinformation as it is a matter of people ignorantly spreading misinformation. That can be fixed! Spreading correct information to combat the ignorance isn't just a good idea, it's essential for the creation of a better society.  This concept of an educated or at least well-informed general public transcends the message of this book and is a concept that I think we can all get behind.

For anyone who would like to purchase a copy of my ebook, Homophobe: A Logical Response to an Ignorant Ideology, please click the link below.


Happy Reading! :D 


Saturday, April 6, 2013

Black Bean Casserole (a.k.a. "Mexican Lasagna")

Hey all! I've made this several times and I'm always adding and subtracting ingredients based on what I have on-hand at the time.  It's a great "base" sort of recipe and as a result is perfect for adapting to your own taste.  The first time I made it, it was meatless, so I called it a black bean-tortilla casserole, but my husband prefers the term "Mexican Lasagna"...probably because I don't like real lasagna so this is the closest he comes to it!

First, I preheat the oven to 350 degrees and layer 6 corn tortillas in a 9 X 13 baking dish. (I let the tortillas overlap a bit, but I make sure to cover as much of the bottom of the dish as possible.

While the oven is warming up, I saute diced red onions, minced garlic (or garlic powder if I'm out of the good stuff), and a FEW diced jalapenos (these bad boys go a long way...especially if you are using the kind that come in a jar like pickles and get hotter the longer they sit unused but opened in your refrigerator) in some olive oil for a few minutes. As the veggies are cooking, I usually add wedding seasoning blend (See What's In My Pantry?) along with some paprika.

Here I usually add corn (frozen or canned and drained) and black beans (cooked previously from a dry bag, or canned and drained) before adding more seasonings to taste. Next I add my husband's famous Morrow Family Salsa ("Hot Sauce" as they call it) if we have any or I add some tomatoes (either a few fresh ones or about half a can of the diced ones that has been well-drained).

This is great without meat, but when available, it's much more filling to have the extra protein.  Sometimes I throw in handfuls of shredded rotisserie style chicken, or I'll cook up some ground beef to add to the mix.  I haven't tried any seafood, but I'm sure tuna or even shrimp would still taste great in this recipe!

Once everything has been cooked and seasoned adequately, I layer half of the sauteed mixture on top of the tortillas in the baking dish. I then sprinkle on a layer of cheese. Cheddar works great, but sometimes I mix it up with colby-jack or mozzerella (or a combo!).  I would think pepper jack would be good if you were wanting to kick it up a notch.

Then I add a second layer of tortillas on top of the cheese, followed by the other half of the sauteed mixture, and finish with another layer of cheese. I pop the whole thing in the oven for 15 minutes or so and voila! Dinner!

The meatless version.

I usually serve this with sour cream for me and salsa or Louisiana hot sauce for my hubby. Sometimes I mix the sour cream in with the sauteed mixture to make the whole thing a little creamier, but I have to be careful because my husband is lactose-intolerant and he insists that I not skip the cheese for this one.

It would be easy to add other veggies like broccoli or shredded potatoes to this dish if you so chose. You could also replace the black beans with kidney beans or chili beans. I love the versatility of this dish!

The first time I made this, it was meatless and my husband gave it an 8.2 out of ten on our yummy scale. Coming from a guy who loves meat, that's pretty high! He upped the rating for the chicken version, but I didn't write that one into my dinner log, so I have no clue what his actual rating was for that version. :p

This dish is super easy and straight forward...great for people just learning how to cook or wanting to do more experimenting in the kitchen without wasting money on failed attempts. Seriously, even if you burn some of the veggies, this will usually still turn out great! Best of luck, and happy eating! :)

Happy Husband is Happy. :)

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Crabby Tacos

You won't be in a bad mood after tasting these keep-you-from-being-crabby-crabby tacos!  Like many good things that come out of my kitchen, these were tossed together in attempt to feed us and ended up becoming a family favorite.

Ingredients Needed: Imitation crab meat (I used sticks), lemon juice, lime juice, wedding blend seasoning (see What's in My Pantry?), fresh baby spinach, green onions, olive oil, and corn tortillas.

I started by cutting up about 6-8 imitation crab sticks into pieces.  The size doesn't really matter because it flakes apart anyway, it just makes it easier to work with.  The chunks of crab meat were moved into a bowl, where I added equal parts lemon and lime juice (just enough to coat the meat a bit...probably a tablespoon or two at the most).  I then added the wedding blend seasoning and tossed the meat, juices, and seasoning until everything was pretty evenly distributed.  I then set the bowl aside to soak as I prepared the tortillas.

I gently moistened each corn tortilla with a little water before throwing them into a hot skillet.  I cooked them on each side until there were a few little brown spots on the surface.  The tortillas should be harder than when uncooked, but should still be pliable. This takes 3-5 minutes/tortilla.  If you have a griddle and the space (which I don't, sadly) you could cook several at once and work on the stuffing in the meantime.

Next, I cut up a few handfuls of baby spinach into strips. (You don't have to do this, but it makes it easier to work with and easier to eat without dragging big bits out of your tacos!)

It was time to cook up the crabby stuffing! I heated a tablespoon or so of olive oil in a skillet and added the crab meat mixture.  I then added some green onions by cutting the stems straight into my skillet using kitchen scissors.  I cooked the mix until the crab meat was flaking, then added the spinach.  I continued cooking until the spinach was wilted and mixed in well with the rest of the ingredients.

The stuffing was then added to the tortillas.  I put out cheese and hot sauce, but they were so good we didn't even use them! (Not even my husband, who puts hot sauce on his hot sauce! :p)  They were awesome! Chief, Hubby, and Roommate approved! :)

So, I didn't get a picture of the tacos themselves because we ate them too quick,
but here's a shot of the stuffing almost ready to come out of the skillet.
Seriously, you should make these...they are one of my proudest culinary accomplishments! :D

Monday, March 11, 2013

Self-Interview for Rise of the Wobanzi

Today I received this on my Facebook page from a member of my supervisory committee and writing buddy during NaNoWriMo 2012:
"I received an invitation from a writer, Denise Banker, whose English Department doctoral committee I was on (as an outside member). The invitation is to do a self-interview about a book project you’re working on now, then post that interview on your blog, and invite five other authors to do the same thing (they are also supposed to invite another five authors). This pyramid/chain letter/share-your-working ideas, called (like a bunch of other stuff!) “The Next Big Thing”, was started by Catherine Keefe, a creative writing instructor at Chapman College. So some of you are going to get a similar note from me. The world will not come to an end if the chain is broken or the pyramid is truncated, but I know that a couple of you have books in progress that you’re getting behind on because you (supposedly) have too much real work to do."
Guess this is his subtle way of telling me to get the lead out with my book revisions!  I don't know 5 other authors, but I did forward it to another NaNoWriMo writing buddy who probably knows at least that many! Below are my responses to the self-interview that he posted.
What is your working title for the book (or story)?   Rise of the Wobanzi

Where did the idea come from for the book? I guess I had been thinking about it for awhile as a side thought, but I never thought I would be able to actually write a novel out of the idea.  Then I discovered NaNoWriMo, and I learned I had more of a story in me than I ever expected.


What genre does your book fall into? Horror/Science Fiction/Thriller

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition? Good Question! I have a lot of characters that could be considered "main" characters, so I had a lot of people to think about.  I automatically started thinking of actors I love who actually would have been a little old for most of these roles.  After spending more time thinking, (and a little google searching) I have landed on the following list for the bigger roles:
Henry-Nathan Fillion
Zoey-Natalie Portman
Cayson-Josh Radnor
Adelaide-Emma Watson
Zeke-Matthew Lewis
Violet-Evanna Lynch
Brandon-
Neil Patrick Harris
Connie-Jewel Staite
Ted-Jake Johnson
Whitney-Raven Symone
Nalani-
Shannyn SossamonDarius-Benedict Cumberbatch
Christian-Olivia Wilde

Felix-
Jesse Eisenberg
And just for the record, it should be directed by Joss Wheaton...naturally! :p

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book? After an ancient disease is accidentally introduced to the world from the rock forests of Madagascar, a group of friends strives to survive the chaos and to unlock the mysteries of curing the pandemic.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript? 19 days...with 3 days of  non-writing due to other commitments...so 16 days actually.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency? Hopefully by an agency, but if I don't get anyone to pick it up by May, then I'll be self-publishing.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre? I'm not sure, it is similar to other zombie novels in a sense, but it is also rather unique in the idea of a cure being possible rather than a mindless killing of zombies.  Plus I'm not much of a fiction reader truth be told...I'm much more into non-fiction making this a fun project for me!

Who or what inspired you to write this book? My amazing friends and family! A number of them inspired characters directly. One of them turned me on to NaNoWriMo, so I guess she gets a good portion of the credit. Thanks Kaysi!

What else about your book might pique the reader's interest? This story is a twist on traditional zombie apocalypse stories where the survivors aren't just able to survive the chaos, but are actually able to contribute to the downfall of the disease.  It's much more empowering to the main characters than most novels on similar subjects.  It's something like a dystopian novel with a hopeful ending...at least in the first book. I'm hoping to make this book part of a trilogy eventually.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Lemon Face Toner

Today I made a new type of face toner! I had planned to make more pine-infused toner, but I ran across this recipe an I haven't had time to go collect pine needles...so...I tried this instead!


Ingredients are pretty straight forward, and like other things I've made, this is SOOOO much cheaper than buying it yourself.  Doing a quick google search for "lemon face toner", I found that you can buy similar products for $6-$20 per bottle! I think I spent $3 for the witch hazel and probably between $2-$3 for the lemon juice.  Both of which I had plenty left over to make more or use for other purposes.

As I've said before, toners are great for your skin and should be a part of your skin care routine (though I'm still trying to make sure I don't slack off in this department!). They tighten your pores to help prevent breakouts and the lemon juice in this one adds brightness to your skin as well.



This fun little recipe uses only three ingredients. Let's start with water. It's always a good idea to use distilled water when making your own bath and body products, but if you don't have any available you can use filtered tap water. It is really important to use filtered tap water if you have extremely hard water as the minerals could interfere with the quality of your products.  However, if your water is relatively soft and you feel a little lazy, it should be fine.

Witch hazel is an astringent derived from a plant and is very good for your skin. It's often used as a base for various types of tinctures.  It's not only an astringent, but also an antimicrobial agent, an anti-inflammatory, and it contains tannins that tighten skin and promote healing.  The tannins make it useful for as an anti-aging ingredient.  It is also used to treat dry skin conditions because it has moisturizing properties.  It is used to treat eczema and even sunburns! It can be picked up rather cheaply from grocery/drug stores for no more than a few bucks per bottle.



Finally, the lemon juice! This ingredient has lots of vitamin C and citric acid, both of which brighten skin and reduce the appearance of scars.  It also helps to exfoliate the skin.  It has astringent properties and acts as a natural skin bleach. (This helps to reduce the appearance of blotches and freckles.)

I made this little batch and poured it into a clean glass bottle that once held tonic. (My hubby loves his gin & tonics...and I love reusing things when possible!)  Okay, here's that recipe! Enjoy! :)




Lemon Skin-Brightening Facial Toner
1/4 cup Lemon Juice
1/2 cup Distilled Water
1/3 cup Witch Hazel

1) Combine all ingredients and store in an airtight jar.

To Use: Add a small amount of toner to a cotton ball and apply to a clean face and neck twice a day.

*~*Ideal for people with normal to dry skin.
For oily skin, add 2 Tbsp. Isopropyl Alcohol.*~*

*~*This should keep at room temperature for about a month.*~* 

Friday, February 15, 2013

A Dozen Bacon Roses: Our Valentine's Tradition

So yesterday was Valentine's day and my husband and I were excited to celebrate it as husband and wife for the first time. Our tradition has been that I make him a special breakfast, and he makes me a special dinner.  Last year, I made him a dozen roses out of bacon...and that's near-impossible to top, so I decided to make them again this year! :) Unfortunately, they came out a little under-cooked on the bottom, but I think I know how to solve that!  But I didn't stop there...I also made a coconut limeade to drink, and a huevos rancheros-like stack in the shape of hearts. :) Gotta love themed breakfast!  We also picked up a roommate recently who happens to be single.  Rather than making him feel left-out from our celebration of love, I made him breakfast too! Here's our little set up!

Okay, so here's how I made Valentine's breakfast! Let's start with the tortillas. I happened to have a big heart-shaped cookie cutter from years past, so I used that to cut out heart-shaped corn tortillas.
I did this the night before, then the morning of, I placed them in the oven at 350 degrees F for about 10 minutes just before my eggs were done.  Before baking, I sprayed them with olive oil and sprinkled them with salt on one side.

I also had to do a little prep-work on the bacon bouquet the night before.  While Matt was at work, I ran down to the Dollar Tree and grabbed two things of roses (with six flowers in each) for a buck a piece.  When I got home, I removed the tags, and ripped out the flower petals and their inserts.  I kept the plastic sepals to frame the bacon roses and to give them stability.

This wasn't my first rodeo with bacon roses.  I made them for the first time last year.  So I already had a special bacon-rose-making pan.  This was an old 12 cup mini muffin tin with holes drilled in the bottoms of the cups to let grease drain out properly.  Upon waking Valentine's morning, I preheated the oven for 375 degrees F and pulled out the bacon.  Working with single strips at a time, I started on one end of the bacon and tightly rolled it into a nice little coil. I then sat each roll upright into the special tin, which was sitting on a cooling rack stacked on a jelly-roll pan.  It's better if you use a broiler pan to catch the drippings, but I don't have one of those anymore, so I made due best I could. I placed the whole apparatus into the oven for 45 minutes.


When they finally came out, they weren't completely cooked, but we ate them anyway. The tops were cooked fine, but the bottoms were a little under done.  I'm not sure if flipping them halfway through would have helped, or if they were just more fatty than usual and I should have cooked them longer.  The tops were nice and crispy, so I kind of liked the texture/flavor contrast, but next year I hope they are more thoroughly prepared! The rolls went directly onto the plastic-coated metal stems  above the sepals. Then a few aesthetic adjustments to flower positioning and placing the bouquet in our traditional Valentine's day flower vase (the first bottle we ever shared together one of our infamous "not-dates"...) and the bacon roses were done. For better details on how to make these, check out this link.

While the bacon was in the oven, I sauteed some hashbrowns from frozen shredded potatoes in a skillet with olive oil drizzles.  Seasoned them with salt and pepper...nothing special here. I also heated up a can of chili beans just before I was ready to assemble the plates.  The hashbrowns were reheated in the microwave just before serving because they ended up getting cold by the time they were needed. Somewhere in there, I also made the morning beverage.  This year, the drink was a yummy coconut limeade! I started with cool water, a quarter cup or so of lime juice, and a half a cup or more of white, granulated sugar. Once mixed well, I added a half of a teaspoon or so of coconut extract.  After stirring again, I tasted the product and made adjustments to the recipe until it tasted lightly sweetened with tangy lime notes and undertones of coconut. Yummy!

The toughest part was the eggs, but after making six of them, I got pretty good at it!  Using the same heart-shaped cookie cutter as I used for cutting tortillas, I sprayed a small skillet with olive oil, then placed the cookie cutter into the skillet (sharp side down).  I cracked an egg into the heart, then lightly broke up the yolk and spread the white around to make sure I got the heart shape that I wanted.  Then I seasoned with salt and pepper before adding a little grated Parmesan cheese as it began to set. (Careful with temp. here...too hot and it burns without being completely cooked, too cool and the egg won't cook properly.) When mostly set, I used a dishtowel to lift the hot cookie cutter up and a butter knife to free the egg by cutting the edges carefully.  Then I flipped the heart over and cooked it a minute or so longer on the other side to make sure it was done.  I repeated this until I had made six egg-hearts.

Then it was finally time to assemble.  The eggs went on bottom.  The now-baked tortillas where placed on top of the eggs.

Then came the re-heated hashbrown layer:


Followed by the chili beans layer....and finally, topped with mozzarella cheese! Mmmmm!!!!


We each got two of these tasty stacks.  I ate them as is, but I sat out hot sauce for the guys.  Then I set the table with the bacon roses as the centerpiece.  I even set out gifts for each of them.  What better way to start your day than with presents and a good breakfast?! Both approved of the breakfast in both flavor and appearance categories! :p It was a little more time intensive, but it was a lot of fun!



Happy Late 
Valentine's Day Everyone!